My dream last night included breaking into a video rental store, making and planting a bomb, and hunting down sales at CVS (for the bomb plot, of course). I think we got caught. I didn’t WANT to plant the bomb, but I knew I had to. Also worth mentioning: I had a child. ????
Four-year-old boy to stranger: Do you have a little boy? 30-ish single man: No,...– Overheard in New York
My parents are in town and we’re drinking beer and watching tv. Utica Club and the Travel Channel, to be exact! They brought some great stuff, including a lot of our wedding gifts that we got in Dec. but didn’t want to use at Grand St. Now we’re here, and we’re going to USE THE NICE MEASURING CUPS, DAMMIT!!
I wish I would go home tonight to find that Full House, Family Matters, Step By Step and Perfect Strangers were on in a hillarious 2-hour block on ABC.
am I high?
This is a joke of course. I’m at work, not high. Nor have I ever been. BUT! I just had this scene play out in my mind: Mike and I are older, and we have a teenage daughter. He takes a snapshot of her, and she looks at it on the camera, and whines, “DAD! Your photos are so dated and 90’s. You’re not cool.” and stomps away, annoyed with her parents geekiness. This...
Chicken Noodle Gloop
Au Bon Pain, your chicken noodle soup leaves many things to be desired. I should just stick with what I know- isn’t that a good life lesson?
where I got my tote bag for those who are... →
It’s sturdy and has pockets! What more could you want?
I’m feeling sleepy and sicky. STILL! But- tonight i’m getting my hair “done” at bumble & bumble so I can get me some deep discounts on deeeep conditioner! What could be better than discounts on hair products?! Ok, there are a lot of better things in the world. But hey, it’s pretty nice! In other news, my thighs hurt and I don’t know why. Maybe it’s...
Scrapbooking DRAMA!! →
This is hillarious. I do not scrapbook, but know some people who do, and… this is amazing.
I am sick, this is day 6, so hopefully it’ll be over soon. I just wish I didn’t have to work when I feel like this- I can barely concentrate!
This day could absolutely, positively, not go ANY SLOWER. I want to just lay down under my desk and take a nap. I have stuff to do, and i’m getting things accomplished, but… it’s SO HARD TODAY!! Ugh. Well, tonight is Jaclynn’s birthday dinner which will be fun and i’m looking forward to delicious polish food!
I think Sarah originally sent me this link, I want this cat SO BAD. And the best part is it’s named Katamari!
So, we’ve moved (Mike and I, that is)! Our new place is freshly painted (by us), has shiny beautiful wood floors, and a window in the shower. And it’s ALL OURS!!! We’re both so happy and excited. I already feel more at home here than I did at our old place. The living room is almost set up, the kitchen is all done, just the bedroom is left to unpack. I had to climb over Mike this...
Pauline and Jeffrey Eadie named their newborn “Emma” — and 8...– Jezebel.com
creep-tastic: real fake babies! →
I read this on my favorite blog. Ok, well, one of my 923792423 favorite blogs.